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12:05 am - DN/Ouran - Rarefraction
Title: Rarefraction
Fandom: Death Note/Ouran High School Host Club
Format: Fic
Words Count: 1150
Rating: PG
Notes: The title has nothing to do with anything, just because we looked at sound waves in Physics and it's a cool word. Speaking of Physics, I love you, wakkawoo! >__> Tributes to The Office, meiface, the commoner's squat, and Raito. See if you can find them. XD Also, check out theothernotes for other DN x-overs if you are so inclined. :D



Four minutes after he’s called his family contacts and hasn’t heard back from them with information on the slouching man before him (besides the fact that a famous idol also has the same name), Kyouya knows that Ryuuga Hideki is not someone to be taken lightly.

“Would you care for a cup of tea, Ryuuga-san?” Kyouya asks, gesturing towards the couch. He waits patiently with a smile plastered on his face as their newest guest shuffles and takes a seat (“Look at Daddy, look, Haruhi!” Tamaki gushes and proceeds to copy the position). As Haruhi approaches, Kyouya waves her back towards her group of girls; there’s no point in having three people mind a nonpaying visitor, and he knows there is no way to get Tamaki to leave when something piques the blond president’s interest. Kyouya pours the agreeably hot Darjeeling carefully.

About three seconds later, Ryuuga says “That’s good, thank you,” and Kyouya watches with muted horror as the scruffy man fills the second half of his cup with cream, honey, and sugar.

Moments pass while the older man sips at his drink. Tamaki mimics happily in the background and Kyouya can’t help but think it’s unnatural that the cups don’t slip out of their fingers. He notices that Ryuuga’s intense stare moves around the giant music room, meticulously taking in all the details of everyone inside. Kyouya discreetly checks his Blackberry and sees that there are still no new messages regarding their messy-haired guest. He waits until Ryuuga puts down his tea before speaking.

“What brings you here --”

“Hey, hey, let’s play the ‘Which One is Hikaru? Game’!” Kaoru, Kyouya’s fairly sure, declares loudly as the girls surrounding the two brothers squeal excitedly, drawing Ryuuga’s attention

The bespectacled youth silently fumes as Kaoru and Hikaru do their usual routine, twirling around with their hats covering the part in their hair. Kyouya makes a note to place them on the opposite side of the room from Haruhi for the next few weeks.

“So, which one is Hikaru?” the brothers say in unison. A girl -- her father is the owner of a large paper company -- shyly points to the twin on the right, who then elaborately makes an ‘X’ with his arms.

“Wrong, I’m Kaoru!”

Kyouya’s eyes subconsciously drift over to Haruhi’s corner for confirmation, but before she smiles at the twins for having fun, or frowns because Hikaru really shouldn’t lie to the customers, he hears a soft murmur: “Eighty-seven percent.”

“Pardon?”

Ryuuga simply gives an enigmatic smile. Kyouya clears his throat politely.

“Not to be rude, but what is the purpose of your visit today, Ryuuga-san?”

“A friend of mine is chatting with the chairman of the school. I merely wandered in here as I was exploring the grounds.”

“I see.”

Kyouya makes quick mental notes: the man squatting in front of him has a keen eye for detail. He cares nothing for his physical appearance, as indicated by his sock-less toes gripping the floral print of the couch. He possibly has powerful connections, if his excuse for being here is true. He --

Suddenly, a nearby girl does a rare running-swoon at a particularly flowery display of Hitachiin brotherly love and knocks into the back of the couch, subsequently jarring the stranger’s arm and spilling his lukewarm tea down his front. The sugar in the liquid makes a viscous, sticky mess.

Tamaki looks torn between helping the fainted lass and helping his newfound friend, but fortunately Haruhi has already excused herself to come over with a towel, so he moves to right the fallen girl. Kyouya graciously decides not to penalize her for neglecting her customers.

“Ryuuga-san, we have extra clothes that you may borrow, if you wish,” Kyouya puts forward, and his offer is declined.

“No, I’m fine,” Ryuuga says as he pats his stained white shirt. He nods to Haruhi for the towel. “Thank you, Miss --” Tamaki almost drops the girl again in his haste to signal the rest of the Host Club members to begin Special Contingency Plan B, also known as the Prevent People from Finding Out Haruhi is Actually a Girl!! Plan.

As in their previous practices, Kyouya watches as Mori-sempai lifts their only female member over his shoulder and carries her to the change room while Honey-sempai literally drags their male guest to his little round table for cake and ice cream. Through all this, Kaoru and Hikaru distract the girls by performing a risqué scene this time involving the president himself (“For the sake of my precious Daughter, Daddy will sacrifice anything!”). It takes all-in-all 13 seconds and Kyouya is rather impressed.

When the almost-kiss and unbuttoned-shirt scene finishes and the girls all shriek with glee, Kyouya tries to do damage-control and estimate potential profit losses. He is pleased and somewhat astonished that the plan actually worked. The satisfied feeling gradually dissipates, however, as the pile of dishes grows ever taller between the two cake-eaters.

“Petit-four?”

“Why yes, please, Mitsukuni-kun.”

By 4:09, everyone but Honey-sempai is back to their duties and by 4:43, Kyouya calculates a net loss of 7400 yen in pastries. His suspicions that the strange man is really just a homeless guy from the streets coming to mooch off rich people is slowly increasing as the end of the club hours draws closer and there is still no sign of this supposed friend talking to the chairman.

“Ryuuga?”

Speak of the Devil.

“In here, Yagami-kun,” Ryuuga calls out between bites of his lemon tart.

The double doors of the music room slowly but confidently open, revealing a sophisticated looking young man. Yagami, Yagami, Kyouya thinks, trying to recall the name, but to no avail. The girls who haven’t gone home yet don’t care for a name and flock to the new visitor, eagerly placing themselves in his line of sight. Yagami weaves his way through the crowd like a professional, Kyouya thinks.

The unlikely pair artfully make their way out of the music room after the obligatory thanks and well-wishes are given. Honey-sempai invites Ryuuga to come again, much to Kyouya’s chagrin, and is seconded by Tamaki who looks forward to learning more about the way of the commoner from a master.

Kyouya also invites Yagami back to visit again --completely out of good manners, of course -- and plans the layout of a new photo collection.

~~~~~~~~

Omake?

“Sorry about that, Ryuuzaki. Suoh-san wouldn’t let me leave. Kept saying I reminded him of his son.”

“Your voices do sound similar.”

“Really?”

“Yes, but yours sounds 10% more evil.”

“…Ha, ha, thanks. Anyway, why was there a girl dressed up like a boy there? Did she lose a bet?”

“From my deductions, she seems to be hesitant of what to do in such a posh environment. At this point I conclude friendly blackmail.”

“Seriously? What a strange bunch.”

“Most definitely.”
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From:shukuun
Date:December 28th, 2006 07:22 am (UTC)
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This deserves no less. Hahahaha
Very very awesome. XDDDD
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 07:37 am (UTC)
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Giant heart! Thanks. XP

I can't help but think of an AU cross-over with Raito in the Host Club and L as the guy they have to make look decent, 'cept that I think L would lose his charm if he didn't look scruffy. :/

ANYWAY. Thanks for reading, haha!
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From:forochel
Date:December 28th, 2006 08:33 am (UTC)
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*DEAD OF LOVE*


THAT IS SO AWESOMELY...AWESOME.
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 08:58 am (UTC)
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XDDD Haha, thanks! I'm glad you like it~~
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From:namikala
Date:December 28th, 2006 01:35 pm (UTC)
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XD I love the last part!
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
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I always love writing Raito and L conversations, so I'm glad you liked. ^__^
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From:meiface
Date:December 28th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
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=_______= ::stares for a bit::



YAY FOR DEATH NOTE/OURAN CROSSOVERS. :D OH KYOUYA. ♥ And L & Raito who were both genius enough to deduce Haruhi's gender. (Yay also for seiyuu love!)

Honey and L eating cake. Oh LORD. Fearsome. ♥♥
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
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XDDD Did you notice the petit-four? ♥

I was originally going to have L investigating the club, but it got too complicated. >__>;; Maybe he secretly was, I don't know how his mind works. XD;

But yes, thanks for reading. XP Glad you enjoyed it!
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From:julitina
Date:December 28th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
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There needs to be more fic like this. Loving it. <3
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
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Hee, yes, there needs to be more crack-fic. XDDD Thanks for the lovely comment~
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From:eclipsearikado
Date:December 28th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
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"Your voices do sound similar." XD that is great!
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
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XP Hurrah for seiyuu love!

Haha, thanks!
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From:yedijoda
Date:December 28th, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
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*Squeeee* So. Awesome. Thanks for posting this!

Hmmm. There are all kinds of possibilities for L and Kyoya--say if L were investigating the Ohtori holdings for evidence of corruption in relation to some unsolved high-profile murder . . . or something like that?
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 11:18 pm (UTC)
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Thanks for reading!!

XD; You should try your hand at writing DN/Ouran, haha.

Also, love your icon. ♥
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From:violent_aki
Date:December 28th, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
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YOU WIN THE INTERNET! ♥
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)
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:O!! Hehe, thanks. Happy to provide crack. XD
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From:x__plicit
Date:December 28th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
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Hahahaha soo cute.

Where is teh "Office" tribute???
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
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The part about the paper company. XD; Dunder Mifflin. ♥

Thanks for reading~!
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From:sleepy_akira
Date:December 28th, 2006 08:54 pm (UTC)
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i never thought of Death Note crossing over with Ouran Host Club. Hell will surely break out. ^^ i wonder...ahha...what will happen next.
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 28th, 2006 11:10 pm (UTC)
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Man, DN can cross with anything! If you're cracked out enough, haha. If you want to see more x-overs, you should check out theothernotes.

Thanks for reading!
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From:dark_waterlily
Date:December 29th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
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Yes, but yours sounds 10% more evil.
WINNER!!! now do you know why I love L? it's because of people like you! XD
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 29th, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
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XD; I was hoping to parallel L's statement to Haruhi's when she tells us the subtle differences between the twins, haha.

Glad you liked it. L is so much love!♥ Haha, and your icon is awesome!
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From:wisecracks
Date:December 29th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
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“Yes, but yours sounds 10% more evil.”

Until he laughs.

lol That was fun. I needed the pick-me-up. Thanks!
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 29th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
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Yes, until he laughs and then Raito just sounds 100% evil. XD; And crazy.

Glad I could amuse you!
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From:kokoro_chan93
Date:December 29th, 2006 06:41 am (UTC)
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This is really great! Two of my fave animes in one fic...

Damn it so good! Keep writing stuff like this! LOL, it's really funny. Kyaaa~! I find it adorable when L said,“Thank you, Miss --” . Kyaaa~!

*fangirls*
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 29th, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
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♥ Thanks for your enthusiasm! Haha, glad you found it enjoyable!
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From:javvie
Date:December 29th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
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This is such love. ♥ Lovely fic.
The omake rocked!
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 29th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
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^___^ Thanks for reading~!! Haha, I'm glad you liked the omake.
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From:phrenic_entropy
Date:December 29th, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)

::Pequininos Angered at Smurf Genocide::

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You make me want to curse like a sailor.

But only because invectives tend to pack more punch, lend more emphasis, you know?

Like 'f*ck,' for instance.

I could say: Wow, that was fantastic, mate, loved the story --bloody remarkable and marvelous writing, to boot.

Concise, polite, boring.

Or, I could go about Properly Lauding Your Amazing in this way: Wow, f*cking fantastic, mate, loved the story--f*cking remarkable and marvelous writing, to boot.

Despite its more vulgar connotations/meanings, f*ck is a bloody wonderful word.

And I feel that I should use it to tell you that you're f*cking awesome.

Meanwhile.

What a perfec cross-over idea. I've been making mental lists of late (mostly just to amuse me) pertaining to which animes would best cross over with Ouran.

I was happily unsurprised to realize that like...ANY anime could conceivably be fit quite well into the Ouran Universe.

But I hadn't even considered Ouran.

The whole feel of the story seemed very gaily frenetic, vaguely chaotic, and somehow very eloquently slapdash --which quite accurately captures the feel of Ouran.

Throwing L into the mix almost felt...anachronistic, but in a good way (but then most things are just good whensoever that adorable little detective is inserted into them), and only because the tone of Death Note is SO diametrically opposed to OHHC.

But it worked, and so f*cking WELL. Everything was humorous; from the almost-interaction between Kyouya and L (not to mention Kyouya's surreptitious --and ultimately meaningless, to my great amusement-- investigation of L's person and subsequent frustration with his peculiarly obnoxious eating habits, as well as his endearing irritation with the antics of the Rest of the Club while he was trying to pry for more information on their strange guest), to the Twins' dodgy little game (and L's casual statistical analysis thereafter), to Special Contingency Plan B (which was Frenzied GENIUS and beautifully coordinated --as Kyouya so helpfully observed for me-- not to mention Utterly F*cking Hilarious [of course he'd have known that Haruhi's a girl...glorious]), and back around again to Kyouya's (doubtlessly) twitching eyebrows and scribbling Expensive Pen as he calculated rough sums to figure out how much L was costing them in sweeties (together, I believe Honey and L could eat the World's Supply of Sweeties) ---just f*cking brilliant.

This line:

By 4:09, everyone but Honey-sempai is back to their duties and by 4:43, Kyouya calculates a net loss of 7400 yen in pastries.

--was of particular amusement.

Hee.

Speak of the Devil.

Because he is.

Hilarious.

Your adjectives after Raito's entrance made me *die*.

Perfection.

It was simple and elegant --Raito "confidently" strolling through the door, and the two of them "artfully" taking their leave, and this: "Yagami weaves his way through the crowd like a professional, Kyouya thinks," was So. F*cking. Great.

Probably mostly because I could just see him wending his way about the room, tossing dazzling, meaningless smiles about effortlessly at Swooning Ladies, non-chalantly --though with beautiful poise-- brushing off any pro-active advances made by any of the Squeeing Denizens...aaaaaagggggggggh.

YES.

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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 29th, 2006 11:15 pm (UTC)

Re: ::Pequininos Angered at Smurf Genocide::

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Yesssss, you got the devil part. ♥!!

I'm glad you think I got the feel of the Ouran universe down. XDD This is the first time I've tried writing for it, so it's a relief to hear I kind of got it right, haha. And I'm happy you think L was a nice ingredient to throw in the mix. He is so much love. ♥

Tamaki named the Plan, but Kyouya coordinated it. >D

And WOW, this review is hella long. :D People like you make writing these crack-fics completely worthwhile. Thanks for your enthusiastic words!! You totally made my day.
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From:phrenic_entropy
Date:December 29th, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)

Equestrian Ewoks Engender Egalitarian Entropy

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And the omake was priceless.

“Sorry about that, Ryuuzaki. Suoh-san wouldn’t let me leave. Kept saying I reminded him of his son.”

“Your voices do sound similar.”

“Really?”

“Yes, but yours sounds 10% more evil.”


This line of conversation caused a major blood vessel in my head to explode at the exact moment my spleen ruptured from the laugh that erupted (fairly embarrassingly) from...well, I was going to say 'throat,' but I figure that if my spleen was doing the rupturing, then it probably erupted from somewhere in that general vicinity.

Additionally.

“…Ha, ha, thanks. Anyway, why was there a girl dressed up like a boy there? Did she lose a bet?”

“From my deductions, she seems to be hesitant of what to do in such a posh environment. At this point I conclude friendly blackmail.”

“Seriously? What a strange bunch.”

“Most definitely.”


Oh, L. You spectacular little panda, you.

Delightful, ma'am.

Simply f*cking delightful.

I'm sending you exquisite, chocolatey biscuit vibes via my Incredible Brain (which, despite the exploding blood vessel seems quite well, actually), and I'll also be shipping you my first-born spawn when it congeals, because you just Made My Day.

^_^

(I apologize for the Obnoxiously Liberal Use of Parentheses. I love them.

I love them gooooood.)

Have a fantastic f*cking day.

May twinkies be with you.

That is all.

(at long last, I know)

ag
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 29th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)

Re: Equestrian Ewoks Engender Egalitarian Entropy

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Two-part review! Sheesh, you wrote as much as I did for the fic. I'm flattered, really, by your quoting of the entire omake bit. XDDD; Raito and L's conversations are so much fun!

Glad to have made your day! (And I hope your organs are okay. >__>;)
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From:firedraygon97
Date:December 30th, 2006 04:52 am (UTC)
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Hee, I'm glad you found the omake amusing. ^__^

Raito would be the ultimate host, if only because he can combine Kyouya's manipulative money-making sense with Tamaki's charisma. XD
From:aeris_okul
Date:January 16th, 2007 03:49 pm (UTC)
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Ohh my gosh, this fic is amasing,the omake was great!!! heck,the whole fic is great! all the love in the world is not enough for you and this fic!!
my friends always say that is quite unbelieveble that Tamaki and Raito share the same seiyuu ^^
that's why I want to ask you something... may I translate this into Spanish for my friends who don't know anything about English? please???? and could I post it on our forum??, if that is possible, of course.

My mail is irisokul@gmail.com (this my sister's account)tell me if you approve my petition, (wow that was really formal)
Thanks!!!
From:fallingscribble
Date:March 7th, 2007 06:47 am (UTC)
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XD

And there's a reason I can't watch Death Note without twitching every time I hear Raito speak.

Seriously so awesome. For some reason, L and Raito fit in to the Ouran universe so weirdly well. Love.
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From:firedraygon97
Date:March 7th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC)
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XDD

I think it's a pretty good fit, though whenever Raito's playing the 'gentleman' I always think of Tamaki. XP

Thanks~!! Haha, DN's so serious, but it's also full of crack, too. ♥

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